Dresmond Carbone - Unhaltable Solver of Things
If you have any sort of problem, difficulty, issue, riddle, or uncomfortable situation, Dresmond can rustle up and rattle off a solution of rather ingenious proportions. His implacable intellect
can think it’s sly way around any conceivable barrier your imagination can imagine. That said,
it may take him a while. For example, he’s been working on his current dilemma since the age of 9.
(excerpted from Dr. Royce Bean's The Misfortunates Vol II - A Pile of Banal Abnormality)