The Vice-President of Chicken Drumsticks
Dateline: North Underbrookston
Beustace "Potentate" Whifflehorse has just won the regional elections here in Collard County, Nebraska, making him the new Vice-President of Chicken Drumsticks. Beustace, best known for his portrayal of Sheriff Bartle Munt in 1983's "Cow-time Supper for the Steppinum St. Choir and Haberdashery", recently entered gastronomical politics after an emergency operation left him unable to receive acting awards. Reigning VP Dorn Pelligroot was disappointed to lose the election, but looks forward to a brief, uneventful retirement, followed by the silent respite of the grave.