Poonis Krond

Yes, it's easy to make fun. After all, "Poonis" is a pretty funny name. But don't you think maybe he's suffered enough? For the luvva Pete, someone dressed this poor fish up in a shirt 'n' pants! That just ain't entirely right . . .

Scort Ruggins

This here's ol' Scort Ruggins. He don't look like much, but that's okay 'cause there ain't much to 'im. Scorty here was born without teeth, which may be a regular thing to do, only he didn't ever grow any in after that neither. Likes a good straw, he does. Pathologically terrified of shirts. Won't have 'em, not for nothin'! Does have one talent though, in that he's a fantastically talented mime. Sad to say, he don't ever get much use o' that, what with his mimin' with such a thick mime-accent as he's got. And folks round here ain't to fond a mime anyhow.

When he talks, it sounds mostly like a feller walkin' on empty tin cans.

Straight Outta the Record Books!

It was a tight contest, with Horst Dubendreiner, the German favourite and a particularly surly rib-end, standing head and shoulders for a while above the rest of the enraged pigflesh, but it was exactly this level of competition that pushed a frustrated Fred over the edge. He threw a tantrum and a hissy-fit, and a bowling ball, and bit of Dubendreiner's left earlobe. What a winner!

Starting This Week! On TV! For sure!

It's North America's favourite ne'er-do-well Brandt Treedman! He's back, and he's Not Quite a Lawyer! See Brandt Treedman slowly consider his next move! Watch Brandt Treedman attempt to defend what would be his client! Witness Brandt Treedman do what he thinks is cross-examining, but bears more resemblance to assembling a cheese sandwich! Ponder Brandt Treedman's general lack of ability!

Not Quite a Lawyer - Only on Television!

The Overlord - Tonight!

A one-page comic I drew and coloured for a rock musical which I will be going to see tonight. Won't you join me?

Still not convinced? Here's my initial drawings of Blacknight and Knightgirl, in preparation for an entire page of drawings, as seen above. Notice how these preparatory drawings seem so much more fun and lively than the finished work. That's frustrating, eh?

The Knightmobile, on the other hand, looks way better in the final piece. Once again, I manage to surprise myself, for good and for ill. If only that were the car I was driving to the show. Still, no reason you shouldn't go. C'mon, take in a play! It's awesome!

Bigface Bare Bones

Why, if it isn't Li'l Jimmy Bigface, only without he ain't got no skin on him. Now where on Heck's Green Earth do you think he woulda left alla that skin 'n' muscles and whatnot what usually goes to makin' up a body's body? I ast him, only he said what how it din't even matter none, as he was done in on all that jazz-around, gonna be livin' his life a dead 'un all from here on out of it. Gonna romp in the deep a the night wit' the others a that sort, devils in diapers, ghostly friends, 'n' all that all.

Me, I'm just gonner lay back and enjoy my unearned riches.

Skelprise!

Ha! This far into November, you thought you were safe at last from skellertons! So not so! This one has clearly snucken on up in back of you, with malice of intent! To scare!

So scared, you are!